Afternoon Shortlist for May 12

Miss California Carrie Prejean blamed "the wind" for her most recent batch of topless photos to emerge online. You see, it was God's will to use the forces of nature to rip open her skimpy top and bare her breasts for all of the Internet to see. (Gawker)

Photos: Miss California

Former "SNL" star Maya Rudolph and her partner, "There Will Be Blood" director Paul Thomas Anderson, have struck oil again and are expecting their second child. Congrats to the happy couple. (Celebitchy)

Kate Moss is reportedly planning to write an autobiography that will detail the many scandals of her life. You know, for people who don't know how to use Google. (Scandalist)

Photos: Kate Moss

In honor of the 100th episode of "The Office," the Dunder Mifflin gang weigh in on their favorite episodes. Ours is the team-building trip. (MSN TV)

See how long you can watch Heidi Montag's new music video "Blackout," in which she writhes around in a bikini some more, before you literally black out in a cataclysm of fear, horror and shame. (Yeeeah!)

Photos: Heidi Montag

Elle magazine's "Power of the Brow" gallery demonstrates there is a right way and wrong way to do celebrity eyebrows. (Elle.com)

Lindsay Lohan laughed off recent rumors that she is pregnant, seeming totally confounded by the notion that anyone would even think her capable of making such a poor life decision. (E! Online)

Photos: Lindsay Lohan