Funny photos of celebs with July birthdays

Bindi Irwin's customers are mouthier than the ones at Applebees.

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Sofia Vergara treats food like she treats unwanted movie roles: Take this and shove it!

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Lisa Kudrow might be the only woman who doesn't love a man in uniform.

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Considering he's with his girlfriend here but still actually married to Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger's love life is still more twisted than this pretzel.

Keep your social distance from Kathryn Hahn's car, please.

See, it doesn't take a super man to do the job.

Whatever you do, David Hasselhoff, do NOT roll up that window right now.

When they tell you that your Amazon shipment will be delayed…

Like Jaden Smith, we'd also be in hiding if we'd introduced our mom to August Alsina.

Kevin Hart has gotten in trouble on the home front for moving his hips too freely, if you catch our drift.

Helen Mirren also delivers during every performance.

Kate Beckinsale might be more welcome at Buckingham Palace than Prince Harry.

Wolfgang Puck doesn't even smoke his meats this well.

Richard Branson remembers a time when cruise ships were more luxurious.

If you're up s–t creek, you want Will Ferrell on your side.

Camilla is ready if Meghan tries to come back to England…

Arnold Schwarzenegger out there looking for his next role.

If you're a hitchhiker, don't waste your time with Luke Bryan.

Tom Green has been trying to get ahead for a long time now.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" –Jeremy Piven, 2020

…we're thinking the Canadian tuxedo is a game changer, Milo Ventimiglia, thanks for asking.

Dean Cain usually only faces this kind of backlash after talking about politics.

This is how Hilary Swank looks when she sees someone in public without a mask.

Only Vivica A. Fox gets this Uber option.

Ironically, Richard Branson's companies don't offer retirement packages this flexible.

Dear police, Milo Ventimiglia is being held up.

Will Ferrell is ready for your bris.

Is Julianne Hough going with a hazmat suit because her love life needs to be cleaned up?

A lot of Alex Rodriguez's swings in the past were attributed to performance-enhancing drugs.

Duchess Camilla is envisioning a world in which Meghan didn't steal Harry away.

Back when he was single, these were Dan Reynolds' wingmen.

Elsa Pataky is ordering Chris Hemsworth's anti-hangover breakfast as we speak.

Firefighters must really hate Wolfgang Puck.

Kristin Chenoweth is ready for that post-quarantine haircut.

Is it cannibalism if Kevin Bacon buys pork products?

It's not only in the gym that Pauly D pushes himself.

You'll probably get more answers from Elsa Pataky than you will at White House briefings.

Pamela Anderson's coverup is not sold by Kylie Cosmetics. 

Ashley Tisdale might want to invest in a landscaper for that purchase!

Taylor Kinney's breakup with Lady Gaga wasn't this cold.

Honestly, who doesn't (Courtney) Love some Doritos?

No trash cans were harmed before George W. Bush's pitch…

Usually, Mike Sorrentino just gets prison time trimmed off.

David Spade is the hero no one asked for.

So that's what Jane Lynch's tombstone will read.

Does it look like Omar Epps has holiday earmuffs, or is it just us?

What's shocking is that Pamela Anderson was married to this guy for only 12 days less than her last husband.

Scooter Braun and his team are ready to do some demo on Taylor Swift's catalog. 

50 Cent's pitch didn't even make it to "Shark Tank."

Whether it's a sash, a ring or an ankle monitor, Lindsay Lohan always has an accessory.

This is more entertaining than Ashley Tisdale's character in "High School Musical 3."

Proof that Pauly D is washed up.

Summer is here, but Jessica Simpson is more of a fall girl.

This really blows for Larry David.

Toby Keith is about as puffed up as his golf score.

To hell with the bed and bath, Jane Lynch is looking very BEYOND.