LOL Pics of the Week

Why can't everyone leave Lady GaGa alone? She just wants to enjoy her thigh-high nude boots, leather unitard, and black lipstick in peace.

It was all fun and games for Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange until Drew swallowed her gum. Jessica Lange's Heimlich maneuvering was impressive, though. You should have seen it.

Say what you will about sweating it out in the desert with a bunch of hipsters, Kate Bosworth shows us the true beauty and magic of Coachella: It's the only event that can even bring actresses and junk food together. Even if only just for a weekend.

Clairvoyant Jessica Alba reads a fellow red carpeter's mind. She first discovered this gift by innately knowing that all men thought she was hot.

Don't you even think about snagging Jeremy Piven's gift bag or he will give you mercury poisoning so fast, it'll make your head spin.

Maybe all of Lindsay Lohan's image problems will vanish once she gets herself some proper prescription glasses so she can actually see what she's been looking like lately.

Rihanna and Katy Perry passed some time in Barbados burying each other in the sand. Super fun beach game AND they can halfway hide from the paparazzi.

Robert Downey Jr. and Jamie Foxx prove they're the hottest bromantic Hollywood pair. Really, "The Soloist" is just "I Love You, Man," with a little "homeless schizophrenic savant" thrown in.

A simple man, Terrence Howard only carries the essentials with him: Bluetooth, water, guitar, pashmina, man-purse, and toothpick.

The ever-fashionable Kim Kardashian always brings two extra pairs of shoes in case her first pair goes out of style by lunchtime.

Jennifer Lopez sets the record straight on her glamorous life — she only has ONE room for wigs, okay? Just one. She's not frivolous. Jeez.

In case you needed yet another VDA (Vomitous Display of Affection) from Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, here you go.

David Hasselhoff takes a page from Paris Hilton's book and shamelessly makes out with his new girlfriend at Coachella. You can catch him next week dressed in all pink, promoting a new perfume line.

Anne Hathaway sings her heart out at the Paul McCartney show during Coachella. Either that or she was caught mid-sneeze.

Eva Longoria Parker proves her "little firecracker" persona by high-kicking a girl off stage. In stilettos, no less.

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets between Robert De Niro and Uma Thurman should be for everyone. Seriously, fill us in. We're dying here.

Lily Allen tries to get a little serious at her concert, which doesn't quite work while donning Pepto-Bismol pink glasses.

In her latest emo hipster attempt, Mischa Barton dons black eyeliner and dark bangs. Soon enough, she'll be arm-in-arm with Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood will have mysteriously vanished.

A crazy-eyed Aubrey O'Day poses with her feather-headdress-wearing puppy. Don't worry, we've already informed the ASPCA.