The Afternoon Shortlist for April 28

Doug Reinhardt allegedly started yet another fight to defend girlfriend Paris Hilton's honor. He might not want this to set a precedent, or he's going to be throwing an awful lot of punches. (Celebitchy)

Weep not for "The Hills," superfans. The faux reality show will return to MTV even though Lauren Conrad won't be a part of it. Everyone at this point is tuning in for Justin Bobby, anyway, right? (US)

David Beckham is following in his wife's footsteps and becoming a fashion designer, albeit for sports line Adidas. If he asks Posh for tips, we're imagining some skintight soccer jerseys with clavicle-baring necklines. (INO)

Jessica Alba turned 28 on Sunday and celebrated with an '80s-themed birthday bash. Guests included Sarah Silverman and Rosario Dawson. Activities included Chinese Checkers and Connect Four, because the Alba-Warren household really knows how to party. (People)

Dakota Fanning went to prom, just like a normal teen! She also wore the same pink dress she wore to the premiere of "Coraline," which is not quite like a normal teen, but still sort of down-to-earth and charming in its own way. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

It wouldn't be a true "Sex and the City" sequel without the strange, glowering presence of Mr. Big, aka Chris Noth. Luckily for fans, Noth will in fact return for the second movie. (Celebuzz)

Is there anything more satisfying than a movie makeover? From Brittany Murphy in "Clueless" to Rachael Leigh Cook in "She's All That," (don't pretend like you haven't watched it, like, a hundred times) check out the top 10 movie makeovers. (ONTD)