The Afternoon Shortlist for April 6

Don't expect Zac Efron to respond to your SuperPoke. The "17 Again" star says he avoids Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace, mostly because he's convinced people use these services to broadcast their bathroom habits. (People)

Mickey Rourke jumped into the ring at this weekend's Wrestlemania 25, and then gave Chris Jericho the business end of his left hook. Watch the video, and don't let anyone tell you this badassness is fake. (Videogum)

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd birthday like he has celebrated many birthdays before: flanked by scantily clad blondes. Luckily, new girlfriends Karissa, Kristina, and Crystal didn't get into a fight with Kendra, Holly, and Bridget. Because that would just be ugly. (E! Online)

Celebrities love new babies, especially new babies from far-flung places. This weekend on "Saturday Night Live," "Angelina Jolie" and "Madonna" faced off in a hilarious cat fight over who could wrangle the most exotic infant. (NBC.com)

Gwyneth Paltrow says she was "seized with fear" when she learned how many toxins are contained in a bottle of shampoo. Who wants to tell her about the stuff in hot dogs? (Celebitchy)

Will Heidi Montag make up with Lauren Conrad? Will Amy Poehler's new "Parks & Recreation" be as big a hit as "The Office"? Our friends at MSN TV have a guide to the best and worst of this week's TV premieres. (MSN TV)