The Afternoon Shortlist for February 12

Pole-dancing fan Kate Hudson reportedly installed a stripper pole in her bathroom. C'mon Kate, everyone knows a classy lady keeps her stripper pole in the guest bedroom. (Celebitchy)

First there was Kitten Wars. And it was very cute. Now Pop Eater invites you to pit Hollywood's most adorable babies against each other. Vote for Kingston or face Gwen Stefani's wrath. (Pop Eater)

Mary-Kate Olsen admits she watches Full House reruns now and then. Each viewing allows her to hearken back to a simple time when – as a child actor – she was rewarded 1/3 of a Gummi bear for a successful take. This explains so much. (US)

Just in case you needed another reason to hate Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, here's him staging a Rihanna-and-Chris Brown reenactment for TMZ's cameras. Stay classy, Joe. (TMZ)

Astonishingly, Margaret Cho didn't care much for Miley Cyrus's "look at my Asian eyes!" photo shoot. In fact, she wrote a little song about it. (MargaretCho.com)

Fur-wearing couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher top PETA's "worst dressed" poll. Just wait until Ashton Twitters about this latest indignity. (US)