The Afternoon Shortlist for February 27

Madonna ex Guy Ritchie has reportedly taken to calling his former wife "It." In retaliation, Madonna seems to have totally forgotten Guy Ritchie exists. (Sun)

Lily Allen is calling out The New York Times as "cheap skanks" because the paper licensed unusued pictures from her recent photoshoot to OK! Magazine. C'mon Lily, tell us how you really feel. (Idolator)

Donald Trump says he would like to have Octo-mom Nadya Suleman on "The Celebrity Apprentice." Well, we know she can produce. (Mike and Juliet)

Salma Hayek, who married her financier boyfriend in Paris on Valentine's Day, spent her honeymoon with the "30 Rock" cast. Hopefully they gave her a McFlurry to celebrate. (Popsugar)

Mickey Rourke has replaced lost pup Loki with a new Chihuahua named Jaws. See pics of the pair hustling through the Los Angeles airport at TMZ. (TMZ)

Axl Rose says his former Guns n' Roses bandmate Slash is a "cancer" and "a whore for the limelight." Can't our aging rock stars just get along? (Perez Hilton)