The Afternoon Shortlist for March 13

The U.K.'s Mirror tabloid reports that "Slumdog" star Freida Pinto was called in to screen-test for a Bond girl role. Watch out, Woody, Daniel Craig has his eye on your woman. (Popcrunch)

Page Six reports that Joaquin Phoenix's fight in a Miami hip-hop club was entirely staged. If it had been real, Joaquin would have actually thrown a punch instead of just shaking his beard and shoving the guy. (Page Six)

Bryan Cranston, Emmy-winning star of AMC's provocative drug drama "Breaking Bad," tells MSN the show is "not about crystal meth, but about this good man who makes bad decisions." Sort of like "Rock of Love." (MSN)

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams' wedding was a casual affair, with Mandy wearing sandals and Ryan sporting jeans. These two totally belong on our list of Hollywood hipsters. (People)

At a recent concert, Jessica Simpson urged women in abusive relationships to "run so far away." She's like Oprah in jean shorts! (US)