Katy Perry was horrified after a chimp relieved himself on her at a photo shoot. Look for the chimp's pop debut, "I P—-d a Girl," to burn up the charts next summer. (ONTD)
"Black Hawk Down" star Tom Sizemore is reportedly under suspicion of stealing cell phones, a pen, and a highlighter from a Los Angeles Verizon store. If true, this is even sadder than the time Bai Ling lifted batteries. (Popeater)
"The Office" star Rainn Wilson is opening up to US Weekly and filling out his own "25 Things About Me" Facebook questionnaire. Number 18? "I think Mary Todd Lincoln was a stone-cold fox." You and every hot-blooded male in America, Rainn. (US)
Reese Witherspoon is sponsoring a bizarre-looking straight-to-DVD adventure called "Legally Blondes." The extra "S" is important to distinguish this film from the original. Sort of like having an extra "D" in Prada. (ONTD)
"Grey's Anatomy" star T.R. Knight had a real-life emergency after he was involved in a three-car accident yesterday. T.R. wasn't hurt in the collision, but a man and a woman were taken from the scene in an ambulance. (TMZ)