The Morning Shortlist for February 13

Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant were spotted making out in New York City. Hollywood pop quiz: If she left him to hang out with Clive Owen and he went on to make out with two other girls the next day, is it still true love? (Celebitchy)

Not so fast with those Mickey Rouke and Courtney Love rumors. "The Wrestler" star (and consummate gentleman) says he'd rather be on an island with a gorilla than love it up with Ms. Love. (TMZ)

Paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, who now faces assault charges afer hitting a process server with his car, says he's still Britney Spears' boyfriend. Her restraining order against him seems to indicate otherwise. (Celebslam)

Kate Moss was photographed with an uncharacteristic roundness to her abdomen and you know that means. Time for the tabloids to fire up a new baby bump watch! (Celebuzz)

Madonna is reportedly converting 22-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz to Kabbalah. Soon he'll be red bracelet shopping and bathing in mystical water with the likes of A-Rod and Gwyneth Paltrow. (Celebitchy)

The Jonas Brothers have been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds. Haters, proceed to fire up your blowtorches. (Socialite Life)