The Morning Shortlist for March 18

Mischa Barton has reportedly been told she needs to gain weight for her role in Ashton Kutcher's new show "A Beautiful Life." When you're looking too frail to star in a show about models it might be time to Super Size your order. (Contact Music)

Clive Owen says his 9 and 19-year-old daughters are his worst fashion critics. At least some of the world's women are immune to his charms. (US)

"Dancing With the Stars" contestant Denise Richards says her kids are excited to meet Charlie Sheen's new twins with wife Brooke Mueller Sheen. Good to know there's no Sheen-spawn sibling rivalry. (People)

The new issue of US reports that country star LeAnn Rimes is in a "shocking affair" with her TV movie co-star Eddie Cibrian. This is somewhat more juicy news than A-Rod's not-so-shocking affair with himself. (US)

Oprah's newly adopted puppy has died. Is it just us, or does Hollywood seem like kryptonite for puppies? (MSN)