The Morning Shortlist for May 8

Madonna is reportedly dropping over $1,000 a week to get her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, English lessons. Sources say she's "tired of his inability to pick up her native tongue." We thought that was part of his appeal? (Daily Star)

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly become a bad influence on her sister, Ali, who is now wearing skimpy outfits, staying out late, and recording terrible music. Not to fear. We're sure Dina will intervene soon. (Page Six)

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Meryl Streep says she'll make a guest appearance alongside Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin on "30 Rock." We'd want her to play an unstable nymphomaniac obsessed with Jack Donaghy, but Jennifer Aniston already nailed that one. (ET)

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A waitress in Vancouver, British Columbia, claims that she saw "Twilight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson making out. Stop playing with us, Robsten, and make it official already! (Celebuzz)

Mel Gibson will be a guest on Jay Leno's last week as host of the "Tonight Show." Thank goodness Mel has no sensitive topics to discuss. (People)

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In honor of Mother's Day, Elle.com has rounded up a list of fabulously dressed mom and daughter combos. Take Gwyneth Paltrow and Blythe Danner, for one irritating, blond example. (Elle.com)

Photos: Gwyneth Paltrow

John Mayer understands why you're obsessed with his personal life. He says he finds it pretty "intriguing" himself. No wonder he was one of Twitter's early celeb adopters. (US)

Photos: John Mayer