The Shortlist for July 7

By Paige Ferrari

An Australian tabloid is reporting that Kristen Stewart is carrying Robert Pattinson's vampire baby. We're not even sure these two are officially dating but, hey, that's never stopped anyone in Hollywood from procreating before. (MTV)

Photos: Robert Pattinson

Style Profile: Kristen Stewart

To determine Megan Fox's suitability for her role in "Transformers," director Michael Bay reportedly had the actress wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. Now that's an audition tape America deserves to see. (Page Six)

Photos: Megan Fox

Zac Efron and Chace Crawford are growing out their man-bangs. Alert your metrosexual friends — visible eyebrows are back. (Page Six)

Photos: Zac Efron

Photos: Chace Crawford

Sienna Miller says that celebrity beauty is just an illusion, crafted by teams of lighting experts and makeup artists.

Shh, Sienna … you'll crush our fantasy that the Jonas Brothers do, in fact, wake up looking like mop-headed Adonises (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sienna Miller: "I've never had a one night stand."

"True Blood" star Anna Paquin says sex scenes are easier with her real-life boyfriend, Stephen Moyer. Makes sense. After all, one gets to avoid those awkward introductions to each other's naughty bits. (People)

Anna Paquin in SELF magazine

Kelly Osbourne thinks Lady GaGa is a "butter face." Uh. Yeah, Kelly. Do you think Lady G forgoes pants in order to draw attention to her fabulous bone structure? (NYDN)

Photos: Lady GaGa

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"American Idol" winner Kris Allen says he'll bring a lock of his wife's hair on tour. Just to get him through those long nights when Adam Lambert starts to look mighty appealing. (E! Online)

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Photos: Kris Allen

New BFF Alert: Russell Brand and P. Diddy are now besties who dance to Michael Jackson together. Adorable, right? (NYDN)

Photos: Diddy's White Party

Photos: Sean 'Diddy' Combs

Alec Baldwin says he wants to run for political office. Well, he's already learned the first rule of politics: Never let your phone calls be taped. (Celebitchy)

Sex tape or no, Leighton Meester's pop music career is taking off. Check out her new single (appropriately called "Body Control") over at Popsugar. (Popsugar)