Eminem sticks it to celebrities in a new song

Eminem is back with a celeb-skewering new video. His latest targets include Jessica Simpson's weight, Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation, and Sarah Palin's proximity to Eskimos. You know, stuff we talked about on the Internet a few months ago. (MTV)

Things aren't always easy for Robert Pattinson. When filming "Twilight" he strained a muscle lifting Kristen Stewart. He then had to endure a healing "bum massage" to get back to his old self. Okay, we take it back. This guy wins at life. (SL)

New couple Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt proved that their love is the real thing by walking the red carpet together, then discussing how J. Love ministered to Jamie's kidney stones. Aww! (E! Online) More Photos: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Is Marc Jacobs replacing spokeswoman Victoria Beckham with Anne Hathaway? They're both brunettes, but Posh's face says "go away," while Anne's is more like, "You work for the Vatican? So cool! Let me give you my PIN number." (Celebitchy)

Attention, new parents! Nicole Richie is auctioning off 14-month-old baby Harlow's hand-me-downs for charity. Let your kid luxuriate in designer togs that might have, at some point, been touched by Joel Madden. (People) More Photos: Nicole Richie