The Morning Shortlist for May 7

We hope Kiefer Sutherland really enjoyed the head-butt he allegedly gave fashion designer Jack McCollough. It could cost him. Police are currently investigating and, if Kiefer is slapped with an assault charge, there's a small chance he could face jail time. (E! Online)

Photos: Kiefer Sutherland

Jennifer Aniston was reportedly flirting with her "He's Just Not That Into You" co-star, Bradley Cooper, at a party for her new film, "Management." The actress reportedly kept "touching his chest and whispering in his ear." But that's just how Jennifer Aniston says hello! (Page Six)

Photos: Jennifer Aniston

Bruce Willis is denying rumors that he picked up his wife, Emma Heming, at a casting call. He says the pair met through a trainer at the gym, just like any respectable Hollywood couple. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox says that, if she were a man in Hollywood, she'd like to be like George Clooney. That's an easy one. Have you seen the cocktail waitresses that guy brings home? (Celebitchy)

Photos: Megan Fox

Hayden Panettiere and Bristol Palin seem an unlikely team, but the two are teaming up to educate girls on teen pregnancy. Was Jamie Lynn Spears not available? (US)

Photos: Hayden Panettiere

In totally bizarre news, the Boston Globe has uncovered that Tom Brady (along with Matt Damon) has been subjected to hundreds of "superfluous searches" by Massachusetts police. Maybe they're just bitter because he snagged Gisele. (E! Online)

Victoria Principal is suing the maid who is suing her for allegedly threatening her with a gun. Phew. This sounds just like that prime-time soap opera your parents used to watch. (People)