The Shortlist for July 24

By Paige Ferrari

A London court has acquitted Amy Winehouse of assaulting a fan. Hooray for the "too short" defense! (TMZ)

Photos: Amy Winehouse

Gerard Butler is deeply ashamed to have lost the six-pack he sported in his "300" days. Now he creeps around New York gyms trying to pretend he's a substantially slimmed down Jack Black. Sad. (Page Six)

Jon Gosselin's (maybe?) girlfriend Hailey Glassman was known to slip Xanax into people's beers in college. Only on occasion. No bigs, right? (Celebitchy)

Photos: Jon & Kate

As a recent press conference, Kristen Stewart giggled and rolled her eyes when asked about her personal relationship with Robert Pattinson. This is the junket equivalent of turning on sexy "bow chicka wow wow" music. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Kristen Stewart

What if Bradley Cooper doesn't love Jennifer Aniston or Renee Zellweger? What if he is, in fact, saving all his love for one Denise Richards? Recently, the two went out to dinner and he wiped food off her face. Sounds serious to us. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Denise Richards

"So You Think You Can Dance" aired Katie Holmes' pre-recorded singing-dancing homage to Judy Garland last night. We bet Tom Cruise loved it. Just a hunch. (Mirror)

Photos: Katie Holmes

Despite giving birth less than a year ago, you could totally bounce a quarter off Gwen Stefani's abs. What's her secret to maintaining such a fit physique? "Vanity." (Daily Mail)

Photos: Gwen Stefani

Is seeing "The Orphan" on your list of weekend to-dos? Or are you saving your money so you can watch Katherine Heigl in a LOL-fest about the differences between the sexes? Cast your vote at the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)