"Heroes" couple Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have ended their relationship. If two television stars separated by a 12-year age difference can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? (US)
Oprah BFF Gayle King is not impressed with Chris Brown's apology. Uh-oh, Chris. If you can't win over Gayle, you have absolutely no chance of pulling off an "Oprah Winfrey Show" redemption. (Defamer)
Kate Moss says she's not pregnant, she's just gained weight in "all the right places." She also uses the opportunity to slam Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for cutting in front of her in line at the Met Ball. Yeowch. (US)
Beyonce has reportedly trademarked the name of her alter ego, "Sasha Fierce." With tremendous fierceness comes tremendous responsibility. (Perez Hilton)
Olympic swim champ Michael Phelps won't face charges over those pesky pot pics. Cue dorm rooms across America exploding in applause. (US)