Stranger Than Fiction

Did you know that Tom Cruise reportedly requires that all of his new cars are both bullet-proof and bomb-proof armored vehicles. Unnecessary? Maybe. Bizarre? Yes. True? Definitely. But can you detect which one of the following strange celeb factoids we made up ourselves? The answer is at the end!

Sacha Baron Cohen got his, um, anal hairs bleached while filming "Bruno" and wound up ailing from a wicked rash for the next week. Beauty is pain, Sacha.

Seeing as they are actually fraternal twins, both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen wore fake teeth during the later seasons of "Full House" when their teeth began to look different. Maybe that's around the time they perfected the poo-poo pouty face?

Claiming she was too poor to buy disposable razors, Megan Fox has confessed that there was a period of time when she didn't shave her legs while scraping by as an aspiring actress in Hollywood. This would really take the "starving artist" thing to a whole new level (if you think of her as an artist).

A sufferer of ataxaphobia, David Beckham's affection for matching things borders on an obsession. "Everything has to match in the house," wife Victoria Beckham admits. "If there are three cans of diet Coke, he'd throw one away rather than having three because it's uneven."

Another strange celebrity phobia is Billy Bob Thornton's fear of antique furniture. "I get creeped out and I can't breathe and I can't eat around it," he admitted. I've had friends tell me that maybe I was beaten to death with an antique chair in a former life." We wouldn't expect anything less from Billy Bob "let me just carry your blood around in my favorite necklace" Thornton.

Bradley Cooper's personal cure for a bad hangover? Beets. Not sure if we want to know how he found that one out…

When we think Lady GaGa, we don't necessarily think "Typical Boston Market Customer," however the lady, in all her glory, reportedly demands that there be a whole chicken in her dressing room at all of her concerts.

A fan of the daily toenail color change, Denise Richards has a live-in pedicurist who cares for her piggies whenever she so desires. She hired the poor woman while she was filming "Dancing With Stars" for on-demand footrubs.

With their romances with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, respectively, clearly indicating how much Benji and Joel Madden like to shield themselves from the spotlight, apparently the two changed their names from Benji and Joel Combs for privacy. Perhaps they just didn't want those obvious comparisons to Diddy.

From the files of "I Wish I Didn't Get So Drunk on Spring Break," Mark McGrath has the Rolex logo tattooed on his right bicep. Maybe he was just trying to make tattoos classy?

In filming "Man vs. Wild," Will Ferrell ate reindeer eyeballs and drank a shot of his own urine. Not very "Elf"-like.

A rabid fan of the dark brew, George Clooney apparently had a Guinness tap installed in his home as well as in his dressing room while filming "Ocean's 11." Way more awesome than Julia Roberts' wine cooler tap.

Even though he was already pretty darned famous, Nicholas Cage reportedly was required to swallow a whole cockroach in order to get the part of Peter Loew in "Vampire's Kiss." We've heard you swallow a couple of those things in your sleep throughout a lifetime, but that's about the only way you'd get us to touch one of those things.

Okay, we lied. Denise Richards doesn't have a live-in pedicurist, however we bet there's still quite a bit of crazy going on in that mansion of hers that only sees the cutting room floor of "It's Complicated."