By Mark Gray
8:15am PDT, Mar 29, 2017
For Haley Lu Richardson, seeing an optometrist isn't high on her to-do list.
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Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow starred on the big screen? Those days are apparently long gone.
Does President Trump really think this is a selfie?
Grab this, grab that. Keep it up, Jack and Ray Nicholson, and maybe you could eventually become president.
It ain't easy eating greens, eh, Justin Bieber? Kermit said something like that.
The marketing for Mike Posner and Blackbear's new album is on a real shoestring budget this time.
The great thing about Rosario Dawson's dress is that it can double as a tablecloth next fall.
Hey, Milo Ventimiglia, this is blush.
You can count on one hand how many fans Brie Larson has: three.
For Babyface, apparently it's BYOB at the Lakers' game: Bring Your Own Burger.
John Goodman, we are not ready for this jelly.
Dear Jose Baston, "Welcome to married life. Ain't it great!" Signed, Eva Longoria.
Peter Serafinowicz had better hope nobody has any Raid.
Dax Shepard and Michael Pena are on a roll with this movie promotion thing.
When Kristen Stewart said, "Hey, Zosia Mamet, you should shave your head too!"
Mario Lopez is witnessing a live Pantene Pro-V commercial.
Rita Ora knows that you can, indeed, recycle Christmas trees.
Idris Elba really is a dirty old dog, isn't he!
Zoey Deutch wants to give you a tongue-lashing.
Do you really just tell Benicio Del Toro that even he has to pay extra for guac?
We know, it's still hard to believe that OJ was acquitted, isn't it, Sarah Paulson.
With hair like that, Pamela Anderson might want to talk to her man about starting Wig-iLeaks.
This was the moment that Luke Bryan's wife realized she had become a bigamist.
Kim Kardashian West knows that no matter how established she becomes in the entertainment industry, she's still always going to be surrounded by snakes.
Big Sean couldn't bear to watch the finale of "The Bachelor" either.
It must be March Madness, because Olivier Martinez is ballin'!
Yawn! Kristen Stewart, this is how we feel about some of your movies too… We kid, we kid!
You can almost see Sputnik in the reflection of Anna Wintour's glasses.
Alec Baldwin's behind bars… Looks like Donald Trump got his wish.
This is actually what we look like when we see a plate full of carbs, Ashley Graham!
Prince Charles always goes craft before crown.
If Charli XCX was queen for a day…
We don't know what Ozzy Osbourne is seeing, but this is the same look we give the churro stand when we see it at Disneyland.
As they say, and as Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon know, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family.
Mariska Hargitay, perpetual line-crosser… every Wednesday night on NBC.
Conan O'Brien, taco-bout not having any manners when you eat!
You know how many people have used those two fingers to check Keith Richards' pulse to see if he's still alive?!
What's the saying? Behind every good woman is a good man, or was it the other way around?
How Ryan Reynolds looks when he hears that Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway are going to present him an award…
Tennis star Eugenie Bouchard may have accepted a Twitter date recently, but this guy is really her pizza bae.
She thought, "I'll give my hairstylist a day off." Duchess Kate will never do that again.
All of Wolfgang Puck's restaurants have a smoking section.
Ricky Martin has been staring at this picture of Glenn Close and Christian Louboutin all day.
We wonder if this is what Kate Gorney had in mind when she decided to pick T.J. Miller as her husband.
And this is how Teri Hatcher packs for just a weekend trip.
That shot for your album cover seems to be coming along, uh, nicely, Jaden Smith.
