By Mark Gray
8:59am PDT, May 31, 2017
For those of you who never watched Jaden Smith in 2010's "Karate Kid" — and there were A LOT of you — this is what you missed… So, nothing.
Maybe Charlie Hunnam should pray that his next film isn't a flop like "King Arthur."
Oh boy, get ready for a royal scandal involving Duchess Kate and a fling.
Did Shaquille O'Neal and Breckin Meyer get FAA permits to be this high?
Anyone who has ever tailgated Will Smith has gotten this same look.
Good to see TJ Miller is using his phone for emojis rather than hailing Ubers these days (look it up).
Katy Perry must have heard that Taylor Swift baked this cherry pie.
Nick Kroll is a dear friend of the FCC.
Hoda Kotb had this same face when she changed her daughter's diaper the first time.
Anyone know what kind of skin moisturizer Edgar Ramirez uses?
Dave Matthews should give peace (and Visine) a chance.
Jenna Dewan Tatum, this is exactly what Bruce Banner looked like before he turned into The Hulk.
Suki Waterhouse's hair is giving off some serious "Maleficent" vibes, right?
Goldie Hawn is still there mimicking an owl… Hoo, hoo, hoo.
One of these two is a global star who has been beloved for years and someone movie studios see as one of the most entertaining men on the big screen. The other is Ed Helms.
This whole time we thought it was Joanna Krupa's ego that couldn't fit inside a car…
David Hasselhoff has clearly been using Rogaine and it's working well. (Side note: the last time we saw him lying down like this, he was eating a hamburger — and that didn't work well.)
This is photographic evidence of Jennifer Lopez's latest brush with the law.
Keep mouthing off and Karina Smirnoff will give you a free circumcision too.
And this is why Guy Ritchie is usually behind the camera…
Duchess Kate hasn't seen this much back since Pippa wore that white bridesmaid dress at her wedding to Prince William.
Apparently Eugenio Derbez got the first impression rose on the new "The Bachelorette" already — talk about a spoiler.
Jonathan Cheban hasn't seen anything this cheesy since he looked in the mirror.
Barbra Streisand has become the see-no-evil emoji.
Tracy Morgan pledges allegiance the breast way he knows how.
If Kathryn Hahn was on "Wheel of Fortune" and was spotted the R, S, T, L, N and E, she'd have a good shot at solving this puzzle.
Even Joe Simpson knows he's under arrest by the fashion police.
So that's where our throw rug disappeared to… You have some explaining to do, Kendall Jenner.
Jack Black is more than just a hat rack.
This perfectly sums up most of Jennifer Garner's marriage to Ben Affleck: unwatchable.
Apparently, the taste of that cherry Chapstick wasn't so great after you kissed a girl, was it, Katy Perry.
Priyanka Chopra is actually hiding the whole cast of "Eight Is Enough" under there.
Ashley Graham is publicly auditioning for "The Fall Girl."
Al Pacino's girlfriend is a real handful these days.
Goldie Hawn likely had this same face when a cop busted in on her and Kurt Russell having sex that first time.
Geoffrey Rush: 65 years old and still so hand-some.
That moment Taraji P. Henson became every dentist's dream.
Trust us, your bill at Wolfgang Puck's restaurants have never been as low as he is here.
For Sarah Paulson, meeting Madonna was like a prayer that was answered.
Kylie Jenner has heard the song "It's Raining Men." She's now ready for the downpour.
To anyone missing their pet: Look at the top of Alexandra Richards' head. It could be there.
Emily Ratajkowski's animal instincts are second to none.
See, Ashley Graham, being Simone Biles isn't as easy as it looks.
If only the Rangers showed as much passion as John Oliver, maybe they'd be playing better.
Aaron Carter is not pleased with the guy who stole his arms — seriously, where are his arms?!
Hoda Kotb just heard these words: sale at Nordstrom!
Always kind, Samuel L. Jackson warns everyone about the flatulence currently entering the air.
