By Mark Gray
8:09am PDT, Sep 26, 2018
In the most underreported story of the year, Prince Harry has gained so much weight that he can't even fit into the car anymore.
Andrew Dice Clay is behind bars for this crime against fashion.
Claire Danes' worst enemy? A building with a revolving door.
Just like when Kanye West asked Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars, this was a wild pitch.
Ariana Grande is just imagining that this is a pumpkin spice latte.
Why, Pharrell Williams, what big eyes you have!
Jack Black looking like paparazzi caught him in the middle of a burglary.
Annette Bening's appetite is in playoff mode already.
The face Brendon Urie makes when he sees a guy he knows didn't wash his hands in the restroom.
Who did it better? Chevy Chase or Superman?
Leslie Jones' lack of enthusiasm is appalling.
Aidy Bryant is involved in the greatest man sandwich of all time.
Just before this, Simon Cowell whispered to Mel B, "I'll take Victoria's place at the Spice Girls reunion."
Me at the bar: Did they even put vodka in here?
For Tracee Ellis Ross, Sarah Silverman is like that eccentric lady on the airplane you don't make eye contact with so you don't have to talk to her.
This had the potential to be a very, very bad wardrobe malfunction for Matt Iseman if those pants were crafted poorly.
"You know what the world needs? More Tom Green" — said no one ever.
This is how Jack Black walks into a casino too.
Hamburgers, the cornerstone of a nutritious Beckham.
One day, Kim Kardashian West will figure out what everyone else already knows: Jonathan Cheban bites.
This is the look every star has when they realize they're nominated for best actress — and that Meryl Streep is too.
Hey, Justin Bieber, let's cue the "Golden Girls" music: "Thank you for being a friend… traveled down a road and back again…"
Trump's reaction after hearing the restaurant he's entering has Russian salad dressing.
Usher now knows that Gloria Estefan was right: Eventually the rhythm is gonna get you.
Kevin told Joe Jonas, "No, bro, this Bud is for YOU!"
Anna Chlumsky must have just found out that this meal isn't gluten-free.
Tiffany Haddish knows how to do the ol' one-finger salute on a family-friendly show.
Rare footage of Tracy Morgan at Sonic on 50-cent corndog day.
On the upside, Jeff Goldblum hasn't choked this bad since "Independence Day: Resurgence."
Liev Schreiber and his kids think limos are overrated.
Sophie Turner clearly doesn't care about Joe Jonas' purity ring.
They asked Ilana Glazer if she was ready to film her scene yet, and she said, "namaste."
Kirstie Alley is ready to do your tarot card reading now…
Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan AND Lin-Manuel Miranda are together? Talk about wanting to be in the room where it happened. (Hey, that's a "Hamilton" joke!)
This baby perfectly sums up Bachelor Nation's feelings about Colton Underwood being named as the next star of "The Bachelor."
Mike Tyson got a different kind of pat-down in prison.
If David Harbour is your secret Santa, be prepared for disappointment.
Don't let Lara Spencer tell you she's not sinking her teeth into her gig.
Is anyone running to Jack Black's movies anymore?
If Snoop Dogg is this engaged while looking at sunglasses, just imagine how he'd be at a marijuana dispensary.
If Rose from "Titanic" was more like Ariana Grande, Jack might still be alive — she'll never let go!
The day that fashion died was the day Jaden Smith wore this.
