By Wonderwall.com Editors
1:35am PDT, May 4, 2009
"It feels the same as everyone else's. Everyone's got a butt – why do you care about mine? All these people talking about my butt is ridiculous." — Kim Kardashian, on her famous derriere (Life & Style Weekly)
"We're definitely wearing the face masks everywhere we go. We're not playing. I'm not trying to get pig flu! We're in isolation. We're in, like, full hiding." — Spencer Pratt, talking to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show about honeymooning in Mexico with new wife Heidi Montag (The Insider)
"Had I known that certain other people were going to base their latest thing about circus things, I probably would have went into another direction." — Pink, on the comparisons being made between her "Funhouse" tour and Britney Spears' "The Circus" tour (AP)
"It is a little creepy … That's what my wife says. She was like, 'Hugh, this is kind of ridiculous. I'm not sure who you are right now. Now, get into bed.'" — Hugh Jackman, on his body, which he bulked up and toned for his new movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" (Extra)
"Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu." — Courtney Love, talking to Page Six about former BFF Pamela Anderson
"It's good to get out of your comfort zone and test yourself. I'm just going to see how it goes for a bit. I haven't set a time limit or anything." — Lily Allen, on being celibate to improve her songwriting (The Sun)
"I wasn't even making an action movie or anything. If you do it when you're making an action movie, you feel cool. When you do it when you're just running on a beautiful day in front of a lot of people, you don't feel so cool. You think you're anonymous and suddenly everyone's like 'Jen Garner just fell down! Jennifer, do you need help?!'" — Jennifer Garner, explaining a bruise on her knee to David Letterman
"I understand people are interested, I get that they want to hear about it, but to me I look at it as old-school movie magic and with magic you do not reveal your secrets … You really make people work to find those secrets and generally you just reveal it to people who are going to join your ****ing magic circle and then you know about it." — Christian Bale, opening up about his expletive-filled on-set rant which was leaked online earlier this year
"Blimey, no wonder the whole thing works so perfectly." — Guy Ritchie, joking about Madonna's relationship with Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who reportedly speaks little English (The Sun)
"It kind of came out faster than I wanted it to. My husband kind of surprised me and everybody at one of his concerts. He was just on tour so he kind of told everybody … He's allowed to obviously. We're very excited." — Heidi Klum, responding to husband Seal's spontaneous announcement of Klum's pregnancy at a recent concert (Extra)
