It's highly probable that Kaley Cuoco won't ever appear on "Face The Nation."
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Before this, the last slithery thing Duchess Kate had to deal with was named Meghan. We kid, we kid.
Bottoms up, Artem Chigvintsev!
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The NHL trade deadline passed and Bieber and Fallon are unfortunately still on your team.
Like her family, Kendall Jenner is usually just fishing for compliments.
…When you see Alessandra Ambrosio in a red baseball cap and immediately think, "Make Alessandra Great Again."
Shania Twain officially has lift off!
What kind of junk does Emmy Rossum have in her trunk?
Susan Boyle is really packing them in these days.
They're not household names because there are still a lot of things standing in the way of the "Impractical Jokers."
Wolfgang Puck and his new sous-chef mean business.
And you thought Chris Pratt only had puppy love with Katherine Schwarzenegger.
Jason Sudeikis wanted a coffee for a quick pick me up, but this happened instead.
Bet ya didn't know that Tyra Banks doubles as a recliner.
Christie Brinkley knows a thing or two… or three… or four… about wedding cakes.
Dear Justin Bieber, let's seek a second opinion.
Olivia Wilde clearly doesn't have the moves like Jagger.
Jim Carrey has been out of the spotlight for a bit now, so this is the only way he's catching any ink these days.
A few inches taller and Chance The Rapper would be the worst meme of all time.
Worst police lineup of all time.
Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose Giannulli are leaving dinner in a car? So rowing isn't their main mode of transportation?
Coordination is a foreign concept to Lil Rel Howery.
"Uncut Gems" was great, but Adam Sandler has phoned in more than a few projects over the years.
Lewis Black's thoughts on Valentine's Day are well known.
Post Malone has a fear of commitment.
Gerard Butler is everyone's reaction when they see their hotel's "resort fees."
Harry and Meghan's WERE the darlings of the royal family — William and Kate think turnabout is fair play.
That time Jimmy Fallon offered to man the phones during the Iowa caucus… What could possibly go wrong?
Objects in the camera lens are different than they appear…
Unfortunately for the world, "Cats" has nine lives.
If Britain ever needs to cut its defense budget, Duchess Camilla is up to the task.
It probably sounds better than the Jonas Brothers, so…
It's usually the girlfriends who tell Pete Davidson to bounce.
Never-married Al Pacino doesn't fall in love… he just falls.
Bong Joon-ho's roster of Oscars could probably beat the Knicks.
Like 2015's "Rock the Kasbah," this is just another swing and miss in Bill Murray's career.
And they say the government isn't listening to our conversations…
Shakira doing her best Jimmy Garoppolo impression.
This is the last time this guy will give Will Ferrell a bad film review.
That "head on a pike" stuff was supposed to be limited only to the impeachment trial…
Myth or fact: "Today" is the best morning show on TV?
Trump? Biden? Bernie? Nah, it's J.Lo who's ahead in the polls.
New tour, new album, new documentary — Justin Bieber has us in his palms.
One's an icon, one's beloved, and the other is John Lithgow.
Olivia Colman is cold, man!
So this is how Karlie Kloss shields herself from her in-laws.
For Robert Downey Jr.'s sake, let's hope his wife, Susan, washed her hands after using the restroom.
She's married to Hugh Jackman, so Deborra-lee Furness just gets to ride the wave.