By Mark Gray
4:08pm PDT, Sep 27, 2017
How many of Alice Cooper's enemies have wanted his head on a platter before?
When Alex Rodriguez needed a pick-up in baseball, he needed PEDs. This is all J.Lo needs.
When Hoda Kotb farts but blames Fergie…
Oh no, Jason Biggs just spotted another warm apple pie — and it didn't go so well last time.
Here's Kaley Cuoco when she finds out there is no vodka in this drink…
Let's just hope that Sarah Silverman isn't in the business of false advertising.
Even though she's no longer on "Real Housewives," Joanna Krupa still can't get away from all the yapping!
Dear Karlie Kloss, on behalf of all men across the world: Happy to do it, what is your number?
Frances McDormand is putting the past BEHIND her.
When most people are on a downward slide in their life, they don't smile. Kourtney Kardashian is the exception.
Derek Hough attends the premiere of "It" — a movie that features costumes, a lot of covering your eyes, and a lot of soulless people. So it was like watching "Dancing With the Stars."
Remember when Daniel Craig said he'd "rather slash my wrists" than play James Bond again? Well, this is that look he had when he realized he'd actually signed on to play James Bond again.
Hayley Williams' attempt at doing her hair like Donald Trump's combover went horribly awry.
It's not just attention that Jonathan Cheban eats up.
Venus Williams is already exhausted from being an aunt.
It might not be a "taco truck at every corner" as then-nominee Donald Trump supporter Marco Gutierrez said, but for Chad Johnson, this is close enough.
We wouldn't want to show our face if we were wearing that outfit either, Luke Bryan.
This can't be the first time someone has commented on Sofia Vergara's melons.
Give Celine Dion a cape and she could go as Wardrobe Woman — a superhero with a superhuman thirst for fashion.
Jennifer Garner hasn't gripped something this tightly since the pen she used to sign divorce documents.
When KISS takes the day off, you get Kevin Dillon and Nick Swardson, also known as bootleg KISS.
Roselyn Sanchez's sonogram is quite lifelike.
Uh, Benjamin McKenzie, does it smell like bacon to you?
Thanks to the court, Blac Chyna's got 88 problems but Rob Kardashian's social media ain't one.
Simon Cowell is so red that this dog is about to pee on him thinking he's a fire hydrant.
KFC got it wrong — it's actually Jennifer Lopez who's finger-lickin' good.
What are there more of? Cupcakes on this table or former fiances of Karina Smirnoff?
Leann Rimes' pants must have gotten stopped at the TSA checkpoint.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will stop Ben Affleck from making this delivery.
Ryan Lochte is always stringing something along… Brazilian investigators, the USOC and now this.
Dax Shepard thinks that an open-faced sandwich really means an in-your-face sandwich.
Remember those stories about Jimmy Fallon getting tossed from the bars after hours… Well apparently, he gets tossed during his show too.
So this is how Demi Lovato actually stays cool for the summer! Mystery solved.
