By Mark Gray
11:09am PST, Dec 3, 2019
Who wants to give Prince Charles a long straw?
It's full bodied, a bit spicy and sometimes gives you heartburn… And then there's Simon Cowell's wine…
Literally every American when you hear, "Trump tweeted again."
Need a last-minute Halloween idea? You're welcome.
Pete Davidson is thinking, "Thank u, Knicks."
Camila Cabello clearly only has (crazy) eyes for Shawn Mendes.
How we approach every buffet.
J.Lo and Hoda's 401Ks are not pleased with them today.
Yep, looks like marriage.
This is Kaley Cuoco's reaction to the show that's replacing "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS.
So THIS is how Ryan Seacrest is able to move from one job to the next so quickly…
Is Suri Cruise too old for a bottle?
This way, Justin Bieber can never get in trouble for giving his wife side eye.
"So now I come to you. With open arms" –John Goodman, via Journey
Mystery solved! We now know what "Big Willie Style" looks like.
If only Duchess Meghan's family was as good at sipping tea as they are at spilling tea…
Jimmy Fallon isn't feeding the ratings like he used to, so he's trying this out.
Despite the Hollywood hand and footprint ceremony, it seems that even Keanu Reeves knows that a few of his movies were stinkers.
Jennifer Garner has learned her lesson: She keeps a firm grip on her men these days.
David Beckham never got hosed like this during his soccer career.
While many in Hollywood continue to go under the knife, Goldie Hawn takes pride in staying organic.
Beautiful women and a sea of red… you're welcome, Donald Trump.
Prince William with a look of satisfaction while thinking, "Yeah, I tapped that."
Lady Gaga is everyone as they enter a port-o-potty.
New dad Randy Houser knows sleep is at a premium.
Nick Lachey has been searching for his fame in the most unlikely places.
All politicians take note: James Corden is, in fact, a snowflake.
This is probably Katie Holmes' face when she sees a Scientology documentary.
Help, I need somebody… help, not just anybody…
Steve Schirripa thinks nothing is more American than putting women on a pedestal.
What is this? Cardi B-fore and after?
Looks like J.Lo's getting ready for her bachelorette party!
The last time Martha Stewart had this much beef, it was with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
Reporter: "Bebe Rexha, where do you keep your MTV VMA Moonman prize?" Bebe: "Here."
We always thought Prince Charles was more into Budweiser… the King of Beers.
The queen, she's just like us: She wants to show everyone her nails after getting them done.
Javier Bardem just better hope his movie doesn't put people to sleep.
Since Chris Pratt vowed to never give a rock to anyone but Katherine Schwarzenegger, we'd guess he's going paper or scissors here.
Well, that's one way for Miranda Lambert to make sure her husband doesn't have a wandering eye.
Is it really a surprise that Jane Fonda likes handcuffs?
Kate Hudson isn't a poker player, but she knows how to hold 'em.
Kelly Ripa had to deal with a lot of bull when Michael Strahan was around too.
It was only a matter of time until Gigi Hadid finally snapped.
And then Kendall said, "Look at this dummy trying to slide into my DMs.
Will Smith is in his feelings… Learn from the best, Drake.
Hollywood directors haven't had Elle Fanning in their crosshairs for a while.
All men sliding into Irina Shayk's DMs like…
Dua Lipa is still young, but her career may already be washed up.
This is how Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra protect themselves from someone dropping another wedding reception on them.
Nicole Kidman's face gets hit with that red wave… the one Republicans never got last election.
Remember when Ben Affleck used to only do media interviews with revered journalists?
Duchess Camilla's chances of being as beloved as Princess Diana? Microscopic.
Most people want privacy when they're on the can… and then there's Tiffany Haddish.
Oddly, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Riggle have never had a traffic problem during their workday commute.
Order, order! Court is now in session. Calling the State vs. Bill Murray.
This Is Us… after eating In-N-Out animal style.
Dear champagne: We will, we will pop you.
Maisie Williams could be an air traffic controller — or she might be telling us to steal third base.
And they say the royal family doesn't serve the people anymore!
Jaden Smith never got the memo that you're not supposed to get water on your phone.
Mel B is living out the world's fantasy right now.
In just one picture, you've got four hands and three failed engagements. Get to work, Paris Hilton, we need some synergy.
Tracy Morgan is tired of everyone in Hollywood being so thirsty.
You just assumed Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan's quarters at Frogmore Cottage were more spacious, didn't you?
Robert De Niro is quite literally spreading the news.
In all fairness, Drew Barrymore was told that her hotel room was very airy.
Nicki Minaj is holding this unicorn by the neck — she must have named it Cardi B.
Rod Stewart whispers sweet nothings into his wife's ear. What a lovely man.
This is probably the only time we'll ever get to say this without getting in trouble: Nikki Reed and Whitney Cummings' friend is a real pig.
Sting is pretty much us when we say we're only going to have one drink tonight.
Such a shame, Nina Dobrev can't even be the lead star in her own photos anymore.
This is not what John Malkovich had in mind when he booked his "intimate cruise."
You say Donnie Wahlberg hasn't had a hit in years? We say fake news!
If you didn't know this was an award show, you'd think Glenn Close was the next contestant on "The Price is Right."
